Okay, it’s a Friday night, I’m sitting inside quietly minding my own business when I realise something. I am actually bored, which as we all know by now can be a dangerous thing. Fortunately, I devised a cunning and mischievous plan. Troll.
I made an internet ad as a single, and desperately horny 18 year old girl, called none other than “SugarTits McBoaby.” What’s best (or worst) is that using these two images here, don’t worry it’s my elbow, I actually fooled people into believing I was a lady. Complete with working lady parts.
I’ve even put all the charming responses up for your amusement