Avoiding Attention

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Parents staying over?

Nosy guests?

Something in your room you’d rather not have found?

Well, ladies and gentlemen I have the perfect solution.   Simply wrap 1 Kg of flour, self-raising or plain will suffice, in cling film and duct tape.   Hide it in a drawer or under the bed, and should anyone stick their nose where it doesn’t belong I can guarantee anything else they find will be swiftly forgotten about.

Although you may have to sit through an intervention.

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